Josh Hamilton. Jesus? Zeus?

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Rate him:
Is he Jesus: Vote 1
Is he Zeus: Vote 2
Is he only a Demigod: Vote 3
Is he someone who happened to have great skill regardless of what drugs he's taken in his life and just so happened to "find religion" and supposedly have a dream about competing in the home run derby: DO NOT VOTE FOR THIS ONE IT IS WRONG! HE IS JESUS!

Don't you agree? Jesus is the only one (who is burdened with human arms) to launch a ball into the Yankee Stadium seats 28 times in the first round of the home run derby. I'm serious. I saw it on baseball-reference.com. Therefore, if my middle school algebra is correct, Josh Hamilton = x and Jesus = x then x = x and Josh Hamilton = Jesus.