Oh no!
I was JUST starting to like Avery Johnson after this video:
Fired? Take THAT.
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Saturday, April 26, 2008
Carlos Lee - Hero, Scapegoat of the weekend
Awesome HR on Friday for the win.
Total piece of crap on the walk off liner to him today.
The draft is a total piece of crap today also.
Fuck.
Total piece of crap on the walk off liner to him today.
The draft is a total piece of crap today also.
Fuck.
Friday, April 25, 2008
Rockets: Urban Dictionary Style
Tracy McGrady
A good NBA basketball player who has a girl's first name.
Why didn't Tracy McGrady's mother name him something more manly, like Samantha?
+1
Skip 2 My Lou
Legendary street baller, who earned his name in Rucker Park, NYC. He got his nickname from an announcer at Rucker after he started skipping while dribbling the ball during a game. This explains the first part of his name. The second part most likely roots in the announcers creativity with inspiration from the traditional American folk song "Skip To My Lou".
Skip 2 My Lou's real name is Rafer Alston
-1
Yao Ming
Noun
An increment of measure equal to 7 feet 5 inches or approximately 2.27 meters.
This room is 3 Yao Mings long.
Walk a few Yao Mings in these shoes and see how you like them.
+1
Dikembe Mutombo
When a guy wags his fingers back and forth rapidly against a girl's clitoris, reminiscent of the NBA Blocking King Dikembe Mutombo's stapled gesture used after blocking an opponents’ shot.
As she was bent over, the guy "Dikembe Mutombo'ed" her clitoris from behind and the girl immediately reached full climax.
+One trillion
Ok this one is wins everything that is called life.
While looking these up, we found some honorable mentions:
Yao Only Fan
A fan who follows the Houston Rockets but couldn't care less about team success. He/she only cares how Yao Ming performs.
Most of the Yao Only Fans who post here think Tracy McGrady should be traded because he is taking touches away from Yao.
A good NBA basketball player who has a girl's first name.
Why didn't Tracy McGrady's mother name him something more manly, like Samantha?
+1
Skip 2 My Lou
Legendary street baller, who earned his name in Rucker Park, NYC. He got his nickname from an announcer at Rucker after he started skipping while dribbling the ball during a game. This explains the first part of his name. The second part most likely roots in the announcers creativity with inspiration from the traditional American folk song "Skip To My Lou".
Skip 2 My Lou's real name is Rafer Alston
-1
Yao Ming
Noun
An increment of measure equal to 7 feet 5 inches or approximately 2.27 meters.
This room is 3 Yao Mings long.
Walk a few Yao Mings in these shoes and see how you like them.
+1
Dikembe Mutombo
When a guy wags his fingers back and forth rapidly against a girl's clitoris, reminiscent of the NBA Blocking King Dikembe Mutombo's stapled gesture used after blocking an opponents’ shot.
As she was bent over, the guy "Dikembe Mutombo'ed" her clitoris from behind and the girl immediately reached full climax.
+One trillion
Ok this one is wins everything that is called life.
While looking these up, we found some honorable mentions:
Yao Only Fan
A fan who follows the Houston Rockets but couldn't care less about team success. He/she only cares how Yao Ming performs.
Most of the Yao Only Fans who post here think Tracy McGrady should be traded because he is taking touches away from Yao.
granny rocket
when your granny decides to go into rocket engeneering and makes a rocket this rocket will be called a granny rocket.
The first granny landed on the moon today in her granny rocket.
Thoughts
Blog is a retarded word. This is not a blog. This is just where we can post thoughts on many different subjects. These posts may or may not be interesting, but it's a forum that will allow for more sober thoughts, and getting spit on less from bar patrons explaining that Wade Miller was not a 20-game winner. We use "we" because it is the new fad. It's surprisingly fun to refer to yourself as we. Try it.
We needed an excuse to bitch at all the cowboy fans, the Mexican cowboy fans, the Mavericks fans, and all the Mexican Dallas fans that are Mexican who are stuck in our fair city of Houston. It gets especially fun to bitch about it when they call into sports radio programs, or even call you out publicly at games. One day, we will make a t-shirt that says Move to Dallas. This will in turn get everyone to move to Dallas, and we can take this thing down. Even funnier than all the Dallas fans in Houston is all the native Houstonians that are Dallas fans. We imagine this is much like being a Japan fan in 1942, in the U.S. Unfortunately, we cannot drop 110 megatons of nuclear domination on your city.
Much like my friends over at Dookie Cigar, we expect to have very few readers. Also much like those guys, we have the exact same fucking template. This is because blogspot.com has exactly zero templates worth ANYTHING. Fuck. In retrospect, we should have called this thing "mindless babble."
We needed an excuse to bitch at all the cowboy fans, the Mexican cowboy fans, the Mavericks fans, and all the Mexican Dallas fans that are Mexican who are stuck in our fair city of Houston. It gets especially fun to bitch about it when they call into sports radio programs, or even call you out publicly at games. One day, we will make a t-shirt that says Move to Dallas. This will in turn get everyone to move to Dallas, and we can take this thing down. Even funnier than all the Dallas fans in Houston is all the native Houstonians that are Dallas fans. We imagine this is much like being a Japan fan in 1942, in the U.S. Unfortunately, we cannot drop 110 megatons of nuclear domination on your city.
Much like my friends over at Dookie Cigar, we expect to have very few readers. Also much like those guys, we have the exact same fucking template. This is because blogspot.com has exactly zero templates worth ANYTHING. Fuck. In retrospect, we should have called this thing "mindless babble."
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