Friday, April 25, 2008

Rockets: Urban Dictionary Style

Tracy McGrady

A good NBA basketball player who has a girl's first name.

Why didn't Tracy McGrady's mother name him something more manly, like Samantha?

+1

Skip 2 My Lou

Legendary street baller, who earned his name in Rucker Park, NYC. He got his nickname from an announcer at Rucker after he started skipping while dribbling the ball during a game. This explains the first part of his name. The second part most likely roots in the announcers creativity with inspiration from the traditional American folk song "Skip To My Lou".

Skip 2 My Lou's real name is Rafer Alston

-1


Yao Ming

Noun

An increment of measure equal to 7 feet 5 inches or approximately 2.27 meters.

This room is 3 Yao Mings long.
Walk a few Yao Mings in these shoes and see how you like them.

+1


Dikembe Mutombo

When a guy wags his fingers back and forth rapidly against a girl's clitoris, reminiscent of the NBA Blocking King Dikembe Mutombo's stapled gesture used after blocking an opponents’ shot.

As she was bent over, the guy "Dikembe Mutombo'ed" her clitoris from behind and the girl immediately reached full climax.

+One trillion

Ok this one is wins everything that is called life.

While looking these up, we found some honorable mentions:


Yao Only Fan

A fan who follows the Houston Rockets but couldn't care less about team success. He/she only cares how Yao Ming performs.

Most of the Yao Only Fans who post here think Tracy McGrady should be traded because he is taking touches away from Yao.


granny rocket

when your granny decides to go into rocket engeneering and makes a rocket this rocket will be called a granny rocket.

The first granny landed on the moon today in her granny rocket.

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