WRONG

Invalid reasons to be a Cowboys fan in Houston:

1. "They are America's Team!"

NO. They are not America's Team. If you don't live in Dallas and this is your reason for being a Cowboys fan, then you do not like sports. In fact, you're fooling yourself in believing you are a sports fan. Quit watching sports, and quit talking about sports because you just failed life.

2. "They're way better than the Texans!"

Benedict Arnold has this mentality. Pretty sure he had to flee to England.

3. You like Tony Romo

Fail.

4. You're from Dallas.

Go back.