Thursday, July 31, 2008

Hold your balls!

Its the TRADE DEADLINE BITCHES

Griffey to Sox. My friend is a white sox fan. Fuck him. I don't see where he fits in, and hes basically Richie Sexson now. Grade this a 4.

Pudge to Yankees. Fuck you Pudge. Fuck you Tigers... You get Farnsworth for a hall of fame catcher? God I hate the Yankees.

Manny (this is a maybe by the time I posted this) to Marlins, Jason Bay to Red Sox. I don't even know what to think of this. Manny has been being gay for a while now, not trying and bitching out of games. But you don't replace Manny. Even putting Jason Bay in there is like taking away Lance with the Astros and replacing him with Aubrey Huff. Manny in Florida... Well I guess that adds power in there.

LaTroy Hawkins (35 years old, designated for assignment by the Yankees) traded to who? The Astros? what for? Another 22 year old minor leaguer who was still a good prospect? Really? Have they ever done that before?

Ron Artest to Rockets.

I hated this deal at first. Really really hated it. But now that I really sit down and look at the upside to this, it could work out. Our defense could be pretty lockdown tight, and Ronron can score if he needs to. We have our legitimate 3rd threat. Too bad that is all a fucking dream when Tmac goes down in like game 12 and Yao goes down in like game 28 and Artest gets pissed because we suck and fights all the police outside the lockeroom.

And Vernon Maxwell comes out of nowhere and stabs someone!

/tired of typing randomly

2 comments:

Donovan said...

What the fuck are the Astros doing?

Latroy fucking Hawkins? What does that accomplish? I'm fucking baffled. Why would someone intentionally inflict Latroy Hawkins on their team and fanbase.

I'd never heard of Cusick, looking at his age, stats, and the level he's playing at -- 2b, 22 years old, in LoA, but with about as many walks as Ks and some pop -- he's mildly, kinda sorta interesting. Not likely to amount to much, but not the sort of player you give up for LaTroy Hawkins because NO ONE SHOULD FUCKING WANT LATROY HAWKINS ON THEIR TEAM. FUCK!

Ed Wade sucks. Hard. He really sucks. Really. Hard. Fucker.

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