Most annoying division rivals.

Here's my list from 5 to 1.

5. Cardinal Fan
Yes we know you won the series in '06. Great. Stop coming to Astro games and annoying the piss out of me.

4. Maverick Fan
Fuck your city right in the ass, friend. Congratulations on having the absolute worst owner in professional sports. Enjoy always believing you are competitive when in reality you are not.

3. Spur Fan
Thanks Spurs. You know what you have done? You have no Mexicans on your team, but you sure did give them a shitload to be cocky about over the last decade or so. So much that it bleeds into my city. So much that I sit next to these fuckers all the time at my favorite watering holes and listen to the cocky motherfuckers mouth off about how bad ass Manu is. YOU MEAN THIS GUY? Fuck him.

2. Titan Fan
Where do I begin? How about the fact that you fuckers have just about as many fans in Houston as you do in Tennessee. I'm starting to believe that Vince Young was more of a marketing ploy towards Houston than an actual quarterback pick. Now you have 2 generic fans around here.

1. Angry that the team moved fan, yet still follows them like they are still in the fucking dome.

2. Retarded football fan who liked Vince Young enough to be a fan of a team that is over 800 miles away, instead of a team that plays on Kirby.

Now Titan fan. You get on our sports radio stations, and scream and yell about things that we do not care about. The team is 857 miles away from Houston. I'm pretty sure the Baltimore Orioles are not a big sports topic in Toronto, Canada.

1. Cub Fan

I don't need to explain this. You brainwashed wastes of human flesh are ruining this planet.

"McHenry County authorities say three Chicago Cubs fans face felony battery charges after allegedly beating a Chicago White Sox fan so badly he lost his right eye. The men are accused of beating 32-year-old Robert Steele of Gurnee during a 2-year-old girl's Sesame Street-themed birthday party. Police said Monday the men were drinking alcohol at the July 19th party and taunting Steele."

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/chi-080728-cubs-sox-fight,0,4148340.story

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