FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns at 07:02 AM
Patriots @ Jets. Jets @ Patriots.
Here's to rooting for the meteor.
And he's a Jet. If you don't know "he" you suck, fuck you and that nuclear bunker you've been living in for the past month. "Here's to rooting for the meteor." Now usually I go with the old "How cool would it be if a plane full of explosives crashed onto the field?" but meteor works too. What better spot to put an aging hall of fame quarterback. Now not only will have a huge problem getting ready on a new time in very minimal time, but even guys who are on the top of their game would have trouble finding success on the J-E-T-S. Yes Jet fan, you have even more of a reason now to yell that for no fucking reason. After you pick horrendously at the draft, yell it anyway, fuck it!
Here's my ultimate sports disaster that would work in my favor:
The Cowboys are playing the Patriots, in Wrigley field somehow right. The Yankees plane has the underbelly secretly stored with C4, it is flying over Chicago. It is Cubs night at the ball park and the full squad is getting introduced midfield by Manu Ginobli.
Mayday! Mayday!
What's yours?
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